Listen Up!

no time to READ books cause youre always on the go- stuck in a car or on mass transit? maybe you're just lazy. that's ok because it seems the lazier we get the more creative other people get so they can monotize on our slothy-ness. yea, its a word. if you read more you would know. well here comes an awesome deal brought to us by a loyal squeezy fan, hesperus.

click on the picture to the left to enjoy one free download from audible! the service costs just $39,95, $29.95 $19.95 FREE 14 day trial!! awesome. now you can at least fake it till you make it! after the trial's up its only $14.95/mo for discounted audible books including award winners- not like the lame bargain books you'd get at the 99c store! yes, they READ the book to you! wow. does it get any easier? so what are you waiting for? regress to childhood when your mama used to read you books, just don't fall asleep at the wheel...that could be bad.